she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous
by kittenaya February 26, 2013
Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.
Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.
by Heather, Natalie, and Carla January 09, 2006
by poopie head November 21, 2012
The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.
Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"
Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"
Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"
Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"
Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"
by L3M0NZ March 31, 2008
In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.
by Mara the Obscure March 09, 2005
n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"
by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016
The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.
note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.
by Sean Foran August 15, 2007