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To mess up or completed fuck something up. Additionally, to flargan can be substituted in for any curse word you know.
I flarganed my hand. I flarganed my sister when i was drunk
Flargan by Zalc August 12, 2008

Flargady Smarg 

Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?

What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?

Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.

flarnarsticks 

The gas created after sucking on a green and purple jolly rancher.
I sucked them green and purple jolly ranchers, and the flarnarsticks was intense
flarnarsticks by MIKEakaTWINK June 12, 2016
Your the most retarded flargan ever!
Flargan by Ryanj July 14, 2007
Adjective/noun. Something that is so random you can't come up with a word to describe it. Also used when you can't think of the correct adjective fast enough. Also used as an exclamation.
That test was SO FLARLAR!
FLARLAR! i forgot my keys!
I wish that FLARLAR would give us some candy.
flarlar by hooliemanana July 26, 2006
Flargal a gender for asexuals that are confused about their gender.
Hey did you hear about that Flargal?

Yeah I did. They said they were asexual.
Flargal by Im a Candle April 19, 2020