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To mess up or completed fuck something up. Additionally, to flargan can be substituted in for any curse word you know.
I flarganed my hand. I flarganed my sister when i was drunk
Flargan by Zalc August 12, 2008
Words you can keep
Any curse word you desire.
Your the most retarded flargan ever!
Flargan by Ryanj July 14, 2007
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flargan glargan 

Def.

1. an exclamation used only when your friend is texting on your phone and wont tell you who or what they're talking about.

2. the side of the part where its impossible not to laugh if someone squeezes.

3. a HUGE cock

4. complete nonense used to confuse people.
Ex.

1. FLARGAN GLARGAN!!!! Steve stop your shananigins and show me who your talking to it's really starting to piss me off.

2. LMFAO steve stop fondling my flargan glargan.

3. a: Sean put your flargan glargan away it's scaring the children.
b: Bitch suck my flargan glargan.

4. Flargan glargan marvin plagatan moof flamingo sandwhich hardboneychicken
flargan glargan by Babo11 October 8, 2008

Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

farganar 

A kid with 43 chromosomes that plays local sports. Repeatedly makes moaning noises when things are going his way. Enjoys a nice bone in the back here and there
Farganar: Nar?
P-Rich: Get him off my team!
farganar by CockBoy111 November 16, 2011
This is another word for green
Yoooo , I just had the best flagan curry
Flagan by Bacon Kethan June 27, 2019

Party Flagrant 

An extreme example of a party foul that results in the offender being kicked off the premises.

Analogous to an baseketball foul and flagrant.
No man, party Flagrant, he had to leave the party
Party Flagrant by TheKid1 July 12, 2010
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