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A race of alien, hailing from a horrible science fiction novel that was introduced on the website "Something Awful." It looks like a raptor with large spikes and has the ability to spit acid. Apparently can survive in absolute zero with no air and enter hyperspace, as it attacks a spaceship while it's in flight.
"The flareness are attacking AAAAHHHH!"
flareness by Ironsoviet April 15, 2007
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Flawness 

It's not flawless but it's not too flawful
I may be flawless but you are flawness
Flawness by kdcowled June 23, 2015

Flawness 

An alternative way of stating "flaw";being fake lying;acts as a replacement term for "creep" when used as an adjective
Student 1: Mr. B assigned us, like, 3 days worth of homework.
Student 2:...flawness

Person 1: I took 27 hits from the bong without coughing.
Person 2: Flawness
Flawness by Nappy/Curly October 25, 2010

Flawness 

An alternative way of stating "flaw";being fake lying;acts as a replacement term for "creep" when used as an adjective
Student 1: Mr. B assigned us, like, 3 days worth of homework.
Student 2:...flawness

Person 1: I took 27 hits from the bong without coughing.
Person 2: Flawness
To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

Fakeness 

I can't stand being around this fakeness.
Fakeness by Cstar December 1, 2013
To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011