farkness

What one calls when it's f*cking dark

sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!

by fourhands4HH April 23, 2019

Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com

My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

Fark

A substitute for profanity, esp. fuck, mostly in places where profanity is filtered/prohibited

The farking game just died on me!

by Concerto November 06, 2003

fark

1. Cyber-plaza where stories, comments, individuality and creativity are promoted.
2. Hang out for sociophobes, psychopaths, perverts, losers, 4ax0rs, l33ts, kittys and Admiral Ackbar.
3. A good waste of bandwidth.

Drew spilled beer on the fark server again.

by Orius September 03, 2002

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003