farkness

What one calls when it's f*cking dark

sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!

by fourhands4HH April 23, 2019

Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022