Ironsoviet's definitions
A race of alien, hailing from a horrible science fiction novel that was introduced on the website "Something Awful."  It looks like a raptor with large spikes and has the ability to spit acid.  Apparently can survive in absolute zero with no air and enter hyperspace, as it attacks a spaceship while it's in flight.
"The flareness are attacking AAAAHHHH!"
by Ironsoviet April 15, 2007
 Get the flarenessmug.
Get the flarenessmug.