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flapsnap 

She asked me for a dick pic, I asked for a flapsnap in return.
flapsnap by Itsjustmebro;) March 4, 2021
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flapslap 

A facial slap with the use of ones flap. The female equivalent of a dickslap.
"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"
flapslap by hazbad April 29, 2007

flap snap 

The female equivalent of a dick pic, the flap snap is a mercifully theoretical image. Thought to be the "star of Wormwood" referenced in Revelation 10:8, the flap snap is a harbinger of the apocalypse. That a woman would engage in the ill-advised practice of taking tightly framed shots of her genitalia (until then the sole province of misguided men) signals the end not only of justified body shame and common sense, but also the world.
Certain interpretations of the writings of Nostradamus hold that the flap snap will be taken on a gold iPhone 5S.

"Star of Wormwood" or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.
flap snap by 윗닉 November 12, 2013
The point of when u finish your satanic ritual.
Damm Daniel back at it agian with the fapsnap
Fapsnap by Fapsnap December 10, 2016

Flapsapien

1.An anally charged super person, who randomly shag's constipated fish nipples, whist licking panda testicles.

2.Mr Maltby
O Mr maltby! You are a FLAPSAPIEN!!!! :P
Flapsapien by turbo_fatter November 19, 2004

flabsnapper 

Damn dude I gotta big flabsnapper
flabsnapper by Triflerifle March 11, 2018
The art of taking landscape photos of beautiful country views (sunsets, canyons, etc) with the labia of the vagina in view.

Done with a camera pointed backwards through your legs at such an angle as to capture the extended labia of the vagina.

Similar to nutscaping.
Ray: “This view is extraordinary
Sophie: “Hey hun, before I get back in the RV, I need to take a flapscape.”
Flapscape by Bamalarm December 20, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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