flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

Flappy Jacks

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.

Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?

by asdf66667878 December 20, 2014

flappa-jacka

noun: descibes a smallish breast that basically lies flat on one's chest in a saggy sort of way. not cute.

"oh my god--my old boss had the scariest tits--there were so flappa-jacka."

by perkin March 11, 2003

flapy jacks

fat people jumping jacks.

Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)

by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012

flappyjacks

Another word for gigantic boobs of a fake chick.

That girl has HUGE flappyjacks! Moooooo!!!
Flappyjacks or blue waffles???
Want some syrup with those flappyjacks???

by 54312929 November 13, 2011

flappjack

another word for fuck

what the flappjacks is wrong with you?!?!?!

by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010