Flapdoodle 

When you're running and your penis starts flapping in the wind

"Dude, how was the race?"
"Pretty good, I had some serious flapdoodle though."

Flapdoodle by rektmateo August 13, 2015

Flapdoodle 

A long, thin, flat piece of poop. Something that most commonly a small dog makes that you will never see until it's on the bottom of your shoe.

Annie, the schnoodle just made a flapdoodle.

Flapdoodle by JinnyLane July 7, 2011

Flapdoodle 

Nonsense; To act stupid,idiotic, Nonsensical

He's Acting like a flapdoodle by jumping off the bridge

Flapdoodle by Brett January 28, 2005

Flapdoodle 

Flapdoodle is a whimsical and endearing term that refers to nonsense or foolish talk, often characterized by its utter lack of substance and logical coherence. Imagine someone rambling on and on about something utterly trivial or absurd, and you've got yourself a hearty serving of flapdoodle. It's as if words are dancing aimlessly in a tornado of silliness, leaving you bewildered and amused all at once. This word is like a linguistic feather tickling your funny bone!

Usage Example 1: "I couldn't help but burst into laughter when Bob started spouting absolute flapdoodle about his pet rock being an intergalactic ambassador."

Usage Example 2: "The politician's speech was a masterclass in flapdoodle, as he promised to solve global warming with rubber ducks and bubblegum."

Flapdoodle by dgassadf October 11, 2023

Flapdoodle 

Also known as an alpha sorter. It has flaps to sorte documents and papers alphabetically

Hey Dale, put this App. in the Flapdoodle, MORON!

Flapdoodle by Warrants March 25, 2009

Flapdoodle 

Another word for "Tittyfuck".

I flapdoodled that girl last night!

Flapdoodle by Shaboogle13 May 7, 2009

Flapdoodle 

1.Verb: A person who is basically a yo-yo type, someone who just bounces back and forth and never decides what they want. Just as they think they have figured what they want, they draw you in, and as soon as you are drawn in, they retract. They are flap-happy. They are unstable individuals who pretend to be highly stable, pompously so. Beware of flapdoodles: they are usually full of emotional baggage.

2.Verb: To behave as a flapdoodle as in definition one.

3. Noun: Also can mean a bunch of nonsense.

1. Mr. GG thought wasn't sure of what he wanted. He went back and forth, never making up his mind. He thought he wanted a relationship, then he didn't want one, and then he did, and then he didn't, and then he was in an emotional limbo for a week, so then he decided to go find another woman to date. He was such a flapdoodle.

2. Gabe behaved like such a flapdoodle. He acted like a yo-yo, never making up his mind and behaving inconsistently.

3. Mr. GG is flapdoodle.

Flapdoodle by None Nobody December 28, 2005