flaouse

a large house-sized flat complete with stairs

I wish my flat was a flaouse

by little miss lasers November 1, 2009

flouseball

Flouseball is a game played in a living room of a flouse (see flouse), it is a free for all game with a minimum of 3 players and no maximum. the basic premise of the game is to get the ball past the goalie and through the doorway or 'goal' of the living room by whatever means at your disposal short of seriously injuring them, no weapons allowed, any soft ball no bigger than a tennis ball will do, even a balled up piece of paper, first to either 3, 5 or 10 wins. The fewer clothes the better as stuff tends to get torn and it gets hot! in the event of a argument over who scored or a tie, all decisions must be made by the nearest female.

Me and the guys had a great game of flouseball last night, tom got knocked unconscious!

by richard. d August 29, 2007

flatusense

Knowing when and where to fart.

For God's sake, I'm eating! That's just poor flatusense.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

flatusense

The innate ability to sniff out a fart before anyone else.

Don't drop one here. With her flatusense she'll be sure to notice.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

Flouse

A blouse for a fat lady.

Wow, Jackie! That flouse look great on you today. You look very thin in it!

by Grandmarocks December 23, 2019

Flouse

A possibly fictitious German experimental symphonic pop duo, double penetrating ears with their thick sound since they crawled out of that pond a few months ago.

When we flouse, they all get doused

shrouded in a cloud of volume so loud
the sound rebounding, it's astounding
When we flouse

by Madtracula September 23, 2020

Flousenigger Shopping

To go shopping with a black companion after getting mad from a game.

"Hey Shaquiel, wanna go flousenigger shopping?"
"Yeah, sure, what store?"
"K Mart?"
"Okay"

by Kapple February 6, 2014