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flouseball 

Flouseball is a game played in a living room of a flouse (see flouse), it is a free for all game with a minimum of 3 players and no maximum. the basic premise of the game is to get the ball past the goalie and through the doorway or 'goal' of the living room by whatever means at your disposal short of seriously injuring them, no weapons allowed, any soft ball no bigger than a tennis ball will do, even a balled up piece of paper, first to either 3, 5 or 10 wins. The fewer clothes the better as stuff tends to get torn and it gets hot! in the event of a argument over who scored or a tie, all decisions must be made by the nearest female.
Me and the guys had a great game of flouseball last night, tom got knocked unconscious!
flouseball by richard. d August 29, 2007
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fooseball 

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.
Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!
fooseball by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006

fuseball 

A condition in which a man's scrotum fuses to his inner thigh due to high humidity or sticky environments.
Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.

I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
fuseball by iceman 69 July 18, 2010

fooseball orgy 

two pairs of naked men stand across each other and jerk each other. much like a jerk circle but in square form with random jerking
dude, at ryan's sausage fest last night, I swear a couple of those guys from the other school that came went downstairs and had a fooseball orgy
fooseball orgy by amazingreg September 20, 2010

fooseball 

the family friendly version of saying fuck
daym boy he got fooseballed
fooseball by lil_nutto December 4, 2018

flooseball 

a term in which males degrade floosies in a game that can also be called as playing girls or being a pimp.
Hey Aaron, have you been playing flooseball lately?
flooseball by The Class Acts April 22, 2008
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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