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Flaming bag of dog poop 

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.
Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

flaming bag of shit 

Noun.
A business term for something one gets involved in that can never have a good end result.
"This project looks like it's gonna be another flaming bag of shit. If I touch it, i'm either gonna get burned or come out with shit on my hands."
flaming bag of shit by Joel Tell November 10, 2007

flaming bag of poo

a paper bag filled up with horrible smelling poop, often left on someone you dislike doorstep, where it is then lit on fire, when the doorbell is rung. The people doing the act run like hell!
lighting bag of poo, running through the streets of patterson streaking and throwing bags of lit poop ringing doorbells and ditching. funnest game ever, now get off ur ass and try it!
flaming bag of poo by b-masta July 2, 2005

flaming bag of 'mo 

A gay person who is very annoying. Similar to mo bag; however, used when 'mo bag is just not enough.
Scott is such a flaming bag of 'mo. I wish he would go home.
flaming bag of 'mo by Manny November 25, 2003

flaming ball bag that is on fire 

botch is a flaming ball bag that is on fire

flaming douch bag 

When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
flaming douch bag by ____penie November 9, 2017
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