flameboard

When a sports club has a set of volunteer parents who are delusional as having power and try to run the club as a dictatorship.

Run as a dictatorial rule without due knowledge or experience

They aren't listening to the other parents and their concerns they are such a flameboard

by mojak-gtfo November 28, 2018

fakeboarder

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.

Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."

by Berty Bert April 13, 2008

flametard

A retard set ablaze.

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004

flameboat

A blatant homosexual

"Look at that flameboat playing DDR"

by Tyrone2235 May 28, 2007

faceboard

A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).

A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard

Faceboard moment:
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by Anonymous9786896343 May 7, 2010

flatboarding

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

by tai cheese August 9, 2008

flametard

a new alternative scene... set out to destroy all that emo bullshit... go's to raves involving flamethrowers of many amazing and hypnotic colours.

Neil and Kat am teh flametards

by Neil Sheldon January 24, 2006