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fakeboarder 

A person who pretends to be a skateboarder but really can't skate. He imitates the skater lifestyle through dress and attitude. He hangs out at skate parks and with skaters, but can't stay on the board to save his life.
Ryan: "I always see Josh at the skate park. He has the coolest boards but I never see him skate"

Shaun: "That's because Josh doesn't know how to skate. He's not a skateboarder. He's a fakeboarder."
fakeboarder by Berty Bert April 13, 2008

flametard 

Im sorry Ms. Johnson, your kids a flametard.
flametard by Jonballz February 8, 2004
A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).

A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard
Faceboard moment:
lkajsk;lja;klsjklajs'o;j'wsldkakshdjlsd'aljs

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.
Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.
flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

flametard 

a new alternative scene... set out to destroy all that emo bullshit... go's to raves involving flamethrowers of many amazing and hypnotic colours.
Neil and Kat am teh flametards
flametard by Neil Sheldon January 24, 2006