flakelord

Someone who flakes to the extreme.

Josh: "Hey is Don coming over like he promised"
Katie: "I will send him a text to see"
... 3 hours later ...
Katie: "He is not replying"
Josh: "Oh, he's being a flakelord again"
Katie: "Yup"

by Sharon_Cox September 5, 2014

flaktordion

The absolutely worst insult in the entire history of the universe. This is less than "absolute zero" on the likability scale. If you are ever called a "flaktordion" you should give up on life and even on your very existence. There isn't a single thing in the universe that is, was or ever could be worse than you.

The entire Phelps family is basically made up of flaktordions.

by RX0 April 9, 2013

flaketard

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.

First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

flaketard

A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"

Yo T, why you such a flaketard beatch!

by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010

facelord

facelord

One who is an idiot and often times so stupid that looking at their face makes you feel like the lord of all morons just by association.

"Will, you are being such a facelord today."

by Pweenlord March 15, 2005

fakelore

Music, art, and literature passed off as folklore when in reality they are not. Soviet-era ensembles like the Red Army Choir are a prime example of fakelore: the music and dances have been prettied up for mass public and Soviet government consumption. There is an increasing trend for many music and dance ensembles around the world to present more authentic folkloric material, but it is an uphill battle because of the demands of commercial interests.

When you see the Moiseyev Dance Ensemble perform, bear in mind that you're seeing carefully choreographed dances. A lot of the material they present is fakelore.

by pentozali November 22, 2013

flamelord

A flaming faggot who thinks they’re funny

Ryan thinks he’s roasting me but he’s really the biggest flamelord I’ve ever met, I bet he sucks dick with his butt

by Billy bob jole May 5, 2021