Skip to main content

flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!
Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.
flair hair by Mo Sol October 5, 2023
flair hair mug front
Get the flair hair mug.
See more merch

Hair Flairs 

From what I understand, it is tinsel in your hair... Like, something I would expect from a school kid, yet it's for adults?

Think Clown wig.
Check out Beyonce's Hair Flairs! It reminds me of your halloween costume last year!
Hair Flairs by DuckieSteph May 31, 2011

fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.
Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

fair-haired 

having light or blond hair
I remembered being just sixteen and kissing red-cheeked, fair-haired girl.
fair-haired by ExpertYuz February 21, 2014

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026