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A puerto rican that is too proud of his fake heritage and will prefer to have sex with the puerto rican flag then a human

ex.. Naked woman
Pedro im redy for you and i got some lube for you to do any thing you want to me honey

Pedro sory honey the parade was this morning i saw a big flag and got a hard on you know one thing led to another and i blew my load sorry honey maybey next time

Naked Woman fuck you why are you such a flag fucker i can get better action from my dildo and your sister im leaving

EX in which this could happen J.lo's and Marc anthonys marige

flag fucker by mikesmizzile August 22, 2006

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Flag Fucker in Chief

One of the more popular nicknames used for the 45th President of the United States.

That night he was hugging the flag, we watched the Flag Fucker in Chief lose all self control; he thought we had all left.

Flag Fucker in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019

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Fagfucker

A derogatory term used to insult a person. It is used in replacement of words such as asshole, fag, dickhead, and motherfucker

"I can't believe that you won't give me the $10 you owe me, stop being such a Fagfucker!"

Fagfucker by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

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FagFucker

one who fucks lots of fags in the ass

JT is gay and likes men and frequently fornicates their assholes so that makes him a FagFucker

FagFucker by nick the quick November 22, 2006

flagfucked

The state of having your rights, privileges, freedoms, etc, are whittled away in the guise of patriotism.

Net neutrality got flagfucked by congress

flagfucked by azjoejoe June 16, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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