1 definition by mikesmizzile

A puerto rican that is too proud of his fake heritage and will prefer to have sex with the puerto rican flag then a human
ex.. Naked woman
Pedro im redy for you and i got some lube for you to do any thing you want to me honey

Pedro sory honey the parade was this morning i saw a big flag and got a hard on you know one thing led to another and i blew my load sorry honey maybey next time

Naked Woman fuck you why are you such a flag fucker i can get better action from my dildo and your sister im leaving

EX in which this could happen J.lo's and Marc anthonys marige
by mikesmizzile August 21, 2006
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