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Flaccid. When you lose your erection due to something very unattractive. A soft penis
The entire state of Colorado went Flacco after the Broncos lost last night.

The doctor prescribed me some Viagra to help with me Flacco problem.
Flacco by ConnaDillen January 13, 2013
Words you can keep
Derived from Latin word Flacdemic
(n)Unibrowed alumnus of a scholarly institution of higher learning, The University of Delaware, who also simultaneously dominates life(s) in general.

(adj) Unibrow with the thickness of Ed Reed's pubic beard
Have you seen how that broseph dominates life? He is one Flacco.

Did you hear that Tim Tebow is gay? That is so not Flacco
A chocolate chip cookie that lacks chocolate chips.
Joe: Oh man! Wheres all the chocolate chips?
Dougie: Bummer. You my friend, just got a Flacco...
Flacco by CMBP April 6, 2012

Flacco and The Sandman 

The hilarious comedy duo from Australia. The Sandman has neck-length, curly hair, and Flacco is bald, except for the curved hair smeared on his forehead.
<NakedSandman> Did you steal my red suit? Naughty boy!
Flacco and The Sandman by B-Drac August 12, 2003

Flacco my cracko

A man with a little penis. So small and doesn’t read a uvula.
Flacco my cracko by Wallyos November 29, 2023

Flacco My Cracco 

Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.

1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”

2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.

3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”

Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”

Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”

Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”

Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.

No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”

flacco my cracko

A nonsense expression that sounds like innuendo used to gauge how another person will react to something.

Like working our Joe Flacco to be your QB and seeing how things turn out.

Made popular by the radio show/podcast common man and t-bone.
flacco my cracko by Spokensilent January 7, 2024
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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