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flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.
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Field of flatus 

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.
Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!
Field of flatus by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

Fabushay 

Fabushay (adjective): Meaning a largely intensified meaning of the word fabulous, generally used by gay men to state how amazing someone/something looks or is.
E.g. 1) Ed: Ohh myy god did you see Sam tonight? She looked fabushay!

2) Sam: That concert last night was fabushay!
Fabushay by PyroSam January 31, 2015

Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).
The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.
A combination of fye, lit, and saussy.
Damn girl, you look'n "flaussy" today.
Flaussy by rappers December 9, 2016

flatbush zombies 

Flatbush Zombies is a group From Flatbush, Brooklyn. They are apart of the beast coast movement as well. There are three members in this group, Meechy Darko, Erick "arc" Elliott and Zombie Juice. They are refered to as zombies because Meech And Juice had tooken some phycadelic drugs and basically they had lost all their conscientious and then they had started a rebirth on their life.
Flatbush Zombies are rappers from Brooklyn