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flabalanche 

1. cascading pile of cellulite, usually located on the mid torso section of the body but in some rare occasions flabalanches have been reported in the jowl and thigh regions.

2. often associated with creatures that use the sir name jabba. see: jabba the slut
A: don't look now but your cousin is takin' off her shirt again.

A: that's got to be the biggest flabalanche i've ever seen! that's some seven layer burrito shit.

B: shut the fuck up man! why you lookin?

A: your cousin's tore up yo!
flabalanche by ob1 March 30, 2004

flabalanche 

The moment when a woman pulls off a tight outfit and flab that had been bound like sausage in it's casing comes cascading down.
I couldn't believe she was going to sleep with me - until she pulled off her dress. Once I saw that flabalanche, it all made sense.
flabalanche by The Commodore October 16, 2008

flandals 

Shoes that are both flats and sandals.
Oh my gosh Deanne I love your flandals, where'd you get them?

flabalot 

someone who is so fat they have a fatty at the front and not the back. there stomach sticks out further than their tits and their so monstrously big they are the oceans plug.
flabalot: *casually eating breakfast, lunch and dinner for breafast*
person 1 : do you really need to be eating carbs rn you flablot
flabalot by safz money May 7, 2023
Adj:
A term used to mean something that is good.
The highest calibre of something; having the best qualities.

Noun: A person can be flabalacker i.e. trendy, good.

Can be abbreviated to: Flaba.

Very versitile and can be used in many sentences.
Adj:
"OMG, that was Flabalacker! He scored in the last second!"

"Hello my Flabalacker friend."

"That is so not Flabalack."

"Wow, how Flaba"

"I have a flaba new game"

flabbalingus

when you think you're eating snatch but its not!!!!
Dude, last night I flipped up some flabbajack and it stank like it hadn't been washed in months... so she had to settle for some flabbalingus!!! A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do when its time to pay rent!!!!