Flabberissed 

The definition of being both flabbergasted and pissed

Mark came home to a cow, and was flabberissed.

Flabberissed by Itsajokie December 10, 2023

flabberpissed 

The state of being both astonished beyond belief and extremely irritated or angry.

I was flabberpissed to discover my cat consumed my passport.

flabberpissed by YenniBagenni October 7, 2008

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.

Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.

Flabbergassed by HavaBrain August 22, 2011

flabberASSted 

When a booty is so fine it flabbergast you.

That booty on her left me flabberASSted.

flabberASSted by Kjahnke812 January 10, 2022

Flabbergassed

Extremely shocked

Mary was flabbergassed when max dropped his towel.

Flabbergassed by Janette10010 November 28, 2022