Flanterpuss 

A slang term that defines a male/female who constantly engages in flanter (flirtatious banter).

Did you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT Prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium. She is such a flanterpuss.

Flanterpuss by footiemad December 30, 2012

flusterpuss 

Similar to a sourpuss, a flusterpuss is in a state of heightened anxiety but lacks the sour facial expressions. Usually brought on by prolonged exposure to cold winds, sleep deprivation, or missed meals, a flusterpuss is calmed by a steamy shower or hot cocoa. Lacking decisiveness, a flusterpuss may experience convulsions of pent up agitation or babble in noncommittal phrases. Words of caution: never ask a flusterpuss to make a decision.

While frantically searching for a jacket at H&M, Tracy violently shrugs off an ill-fitting coat and proceeds to almost fall over a stroller with a baby in it. When the garment finally releases her arms, she throws it onto the wrong rack out of frustration. Cat looks at her with concern, but mostly amusement, and says, “You are being a flusterpuss right now.” Tracy utters an incoherent sentence about how unbelievably cold it is in San Francisco. An hour later, armed with a new jacket and delicious pizza settling in her stomach, Tracy apologizes for her irrational behavior.

flusterpuss by electricblue72 September 8, 2009

flonderpuss 

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.

"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."

flonderpuss by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

flabberpuss 

A highly unrefined term for a vagina that is so slack that compressed air escapes from it resulting in a sound not unlike that of a slow, but powerfully rendered fart.

"Yeah, that Char chick is fucking awesome even though she has a flabberpuss."

flabberpuss by Buffalo Patty April 26, 2006