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first and fifteenth 

it refers to the time when a drug dealer or hustler is likley to make most of his or her money sellin crack, considering the fact that govement checks are issued on these dates every month.
N.W.A. "Clockin much paper on the first and fifteenth"
first and fifteenth by Bobby R September 29, 2005

fiveteen 

Used when describing an amount between five and fifteen.
He only sang about fiveteen songs at the concert.
fiveteen by pringlekid June 14, 2010

fifteenth base 

Dude, my Asian buddy was able to get to fifteenth base yesterday! I tried and couldn't fit.
fifteenth base by thefixer551 November 17, 2009

fiveteen 

originally started by a series of french people. due to their lack of english, the word fiveteen came to be. the word itself consists of two parts. five, and teen. this is to total the number 15, in a frenchier way.
I just turned fiveteen the other day!

Are you turning fiveteen next week?

That t-shirt costs fiveteen dollars.
fiveteen by strivEEE September 26, 2010

Fiveteen 

Basically fifteen so I don’t know
Did you hear that Jonathan has fiveteen apples
Fiveteen by Woah, cool definition September 12, 2020

June Fifteenth 

Boys with the last name that starts with ‘N’ and/or the first name that starts with ‘J’ get their dick sucked and/or get to put their dick in whatever hole they want on June Fifteenth
Girl 1: why are you buying lube?
Girl 2: because it’s June Fifteenth and idk what Jake wants yet
June Fifteenth by AlexismfTexas October 16, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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