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Describes a group of fuck boys and bitches.

F(uck boys)+ (B)itches
"Look over there, Fitches!"
"I don't wanna be a part of Fitches."
Fitches by idontfckingcare August 30, 2017

Ameriposteagle & Fitchister

Let's go shopping this weekend. I want some of those jeans at Ameriposteagle & Fitchister.
1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".

2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.

3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
"man, you were fitched last night"

"he's drunk... wait no, he's FITCHED"
Fitched by Michael C May 21, 2005

Abercrombie and Fitcher 

A hockey player who tends to be a tad bit overweight. The person typically has a name similar to Fitch, for example, Fisher. Abercrombie and Fitcher's are good at the sport and are particularly well-liked by their teammates.
Fitchett The abilty to determine the difference between wanker, wench and douche.
"Oh non-wanker/wench, I can sense your a douche, its my Fitchett blood"

"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"

"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"

"No really wench...your such a douche"
Fitchett by Joel Collett April 16, 2009
To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.
The race car driver was in the lead until he fitched it by turned the wheel into the wall it for no reason and losing the race. Then saying it was part of the plan. When in reality there is no thought process behind it at all.
Fitched by Sad truth January 3, 2017