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fishshark 

A complex middle aged male, typically fat and balding. He spends his days drinking and smoking, while questioning the meaning of life. He enjoys mundane tasks and hobbies, while sharing them to his social media with little context. His social life is very limited as he spends most of his time bickering with his younger male friends about who will get anal next. He likes to send his friends selfies that others would consider embarrassing.
"that fishshark is really lonely."

"Is that a fishshark or Mr.Bean?"
fishshark by Niggerbean January 31, 2021
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a place in florida suburbs, home to the most basic people you will ever meet, 90% white people that are all in a friendgroup but secretly hate eachother
omg riverview has so many basic white girls
have you ever seen fishhawk?
fishhawk by juststatingfacts July 30, 2019

fishmarket

The collective pronoun for lesbians, particularly the butch ones who dont believe in hygiene.
Look! There go a fishmarket of lesbians into the dildo shop.
fishmarket by anfl November 19, 2004

fishmarket

A dirty ass bitch who has a frigging bad stench!!!
Dawg take a dicko at that fishmarket but clip ur nose if u dont wanna "hit the pavement"(to fall)!!!
fishmarket by Kevin February 3, 2004

boston fishsmack 

when a man wheres crimson socks in honor of the boston red sox and after having sex with his girlfriend who hasn't recently washed her vagina (therefore the "fish") takes his dick and smacks her repeatedly in the face with his penis.
Randy:I heard that you gave Hannah the boston fishsmack last night....
Grady: hahaha yea dude she just sat there and took it....
Randy: hahaha awesome. by the way r u coming over to my house to watch the sox game???
Randy: hell yeah!
boston fishsmack by Hannah367 October 4, 2010

Fishcharge 

The smelly paste secreted by an unhealthy vajayjay. A portmanteau of fishy and discharge.
Bruv, did you get your tings?
Nah, her fishcharge put me off.
Fishcharge by Pus August 31, 2013

Bangladesh Fishmarket 

When 2 old prostitutes who haven't showered for a few days rub their smelly pussies on your pillow and smother you with it during sex
Julian: How much for the night?
Thotiana: Depends what you want...
Julian: A Bangladesh Fishmarket
Thotiana: I know just the women for you. Bonnie! Mabel! Get out here. We got a man looking for the ol' Bangladesh Fishmarket.
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murderhobo 

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