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fish loaf 

A fish loaf is a girl who just lays there during sex. No movement. no sound. Just a fish loaf. You might as well be having sex with a giant loaf of fish because that would be about as exciting as banging a girl who is a "fish loaf". If any girl openly admits to not liking sex very much. There is a good chance she is a fish loaf.
Tom:"I finally got Jenna into bed with me last night and she was so boring"

Ted:"What do you mean?"

Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"

Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
fish loaf by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008
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Hairy Fish Loaf 

An Asian girl's private part (vagina)
"I licked an asian girls hairy fish loaf. It stunk like fish and pee"

"An Asian girls pussy is a hairy fish loaf"

"All Asian girls have hairy fish loaves with long straight 6 inch pubic hair."
Hairy Fish Loaf by Anon July 23, 2004

fishloaf 

Descriptive term for a menstruating female defecating. Also, can be used to desribe a woman's odor as a result of poor genital hygiene.
"I'll never go into a gas station bathroom again after that giant fishloaf I found in one of the stalls." "A second date with Donna is out of the question until she does something about that fishloaf!"
fishloaf by Ang & Dana September 3, 2006