fish hooke 

When a guy or girl curls his or her middle finger and surprisingly tries to hook a girl in the vagina.

Dude did you just see that!? That drunk chick just tried to fish hooke jerbear! She's gonna be digging those leggings out of her vag for a week!

fish hooke by Sir Nichols February 21, 2015

Louisianna Fish Hooker 

Is the act of shitting in the mouth of a catfish then putting it in a womans vagina and forcing it in tail first and fucking the mouth of the fish while putting your fingers in her ass.

Chelsea: Hey, we should do the Louisianna Fish Hooker while we're visiting your family.

Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!

Dans Dad: You mind if I help?

Louisianna Fish Hooker by Bahbahblackbitch May 5, 2009

Fish-Hooked 

When you’re banging a girl from behind, and then you reach around to her face and hook her in the mouth with your finger.

“I fish-hooked this Bitch last night.”

Fish-Hooked by Poplockin June 15, 2018

Fish Hockey 

To play Hockey with equatic animals.
To hit such fish as Haddock or Mackerel with a meter length wooden stick with a sharply curved end. Also see Knackered Makerel

"How about a game of Fish Hockey to cheer you up?"

Fish Hockey by aloce September 10, 2006

Fish-hooked 

To wind someone up to the point they bite and exude small bouts of rage in disagreement.

"Wow, did you see how much Ryan was fish-hooked by Tom?"
"I did, how embarrassing for the bloke"

Fish-hooked by Colak19 May 30, 2018

fish-hooked 

when a hard dick is bent at a 90 degree angle and is penetrating a vagina.

Beatrice did her aerobic exercises while she banged Ted. Once, she twisted and bent his dick. Now, Beatrice gets fish-hooked every time her and Ted get down and dirty.

fish-hooked by BiBiLicious November 4, 2013

hooker-fish 

A hooker that smells like fish...which is pretty much every single one!

person 1: what's that smell?

person 2: That's just that hooker-fish over there

person 1: yupp that's the smell

hooker-fish by Swirlzzzzzz January 22, 2010