2 definitions by aloce

Fish Hockey

To play Hockey with equatic animals.
To hit such fish as Haddock or Mackerel with a meter length wooden stick with a sharply curved end. Also see Knackered Makerel

"How about a game of Fish Hockey to cheer you up?"

by aloce September 10, 2006

Knackered Mackerel

A Mackerel to which has been thoroughly knackered by means of beating or pounding.

"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"

by aloce September 10, 2006