firsya 

That fish that doesn't live in the sea

"Wow! You don't live in the sea Firsya!"

firsya by tikus January 17, 2018

firstable

What an idiot says instead of First Of All.

Firstable, I am a fuck whit that doesn’t understand English so your argument is invalid

firstable by DumbAsses November 12, 2014

firstard 

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

firstard by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

firstage 

An absolutely awesome text based MUD which is known for having the best combat system of them all. This was true until Genesis, the creator, became a fag and made it pay-per-play.

X: Did you sleep?
Y: Yeah why?
*X stares at extrememly exhausted Y*
X: I meant in real life...
Y: No...Why?

firstage by Kraid May 8, 2005

fireyakuza 

A gacha game streamer on twitch known for ditching chat and inting in epic seven™️ arena and guild wars. Also, an alcoholic drunk that lives in Japan and streams from w OMEGALUL rk. Also known as DitchYakuza, OfflineYakuza, or FlakeYakuza

"Offline Yakuza" hasnt streamed in 13 months.
"DitchYakuza" is streaming drunk AGANE
FireYakuza is losing guild wars again

fireyakuza by Hateful123 December 8, 2019

FirstAidanKit 

Bingus Lover

FirstAidanKit is a Bingus Lover

FirstAidanKit by Shikuo September 3, 2021

Firsy

Extremely foolish or stupid

The little boy was FIRSY when he tried out that new game.

Firsy by wkuehlerjr April 18, 2022