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That fish that doesn't live in the sea
"Wow! You don't live in the sea Firsya!"
firsya by tikus January 17, 2018
Words you can keep
What an idiot says instead of First Of All.
Firstable, I am a fuck whit that doesn’t understand English so your argument is invalid
firstable by DumbAsses November 12, 2014
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firsya farsyah Firsa firstable firyal farsya fiesya Firayan fireyakuza Firiyal

firstard 

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.
Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first
firstard by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

firstage 

An absolutely awesome text based MUD which is known for having the best combat system of them all. This was true until Genesis, the creator, became a fag and made it pay-per-play.
X: Did you sleep?
Y: Yeah why?
*X stares at extrememly exhausted Y*
X: I meant in real life...
Y: No...Why?
firstage by Kraid May 8, 2005

fireyakuza 

A gacha game streamer on twitch known for ditching chat and inting in epic seven™️ arena and guild wars. Also, an alcoholic drunk that lives in Japan and streams from w OMEGALUL rk. Also known as DitchYakuza, OfflineYakuza, or FlakeYakuza
"Offline Yakuza" hasnt streamed in 13 months.
"DitchYakuza" is streaming drunk AGANE
FireYakuza is losing guild wars again
fireyakuza by Hateful123 December 8, 2019

FirstAidanKit 

FirstAidanKit is a Bingus Lover
FirstAidanKit by Shikuo September 3, 2021
The little boy was FIRSY when he tried out that new game.
Firsy by wkuehlerjr April 18, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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