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What an idiot says instead of First Of All.
Firstable, I am a fuck whit that doesn’t understand English so your argument is invalid
firstable by DumbAsses November 12, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
The first point in your argument. Very commonly spelled as "first of all", but that is incredibly incorrect.

Origin: Danielle Fisher (2017)
"Firstable, Danielle eats hermit crabs. Secondly.."
Firstable by firstableisaword July 18, 2017

fistable 

A person who is so loose a fist can be inserted.
She's a fistable slut.
fistable by Reggie Pumpernickel October 10, 2016

feastables 

MrBeast's chocolate brand that tastes very good.
MrBeast: Try out feastables! It taste very good.
Karl: Wow this tastes so good!! hehehe
Chris: Toaster
feastables by RapidFX January 29, 2022

feastable 

Something that is able to be feasted upon.
"I just planted my watermelons, I think a feast is in order!"
"dude, let me know when they're feastable"

"that steak looks so feastable"

Fartable 

Being able to fart and any time or place without care or appreciation of embarrassment or shame.
Jim was a fartable sort: so talented in flatulence on demand yet without the ability to appreciate reproach or judgement as to his offense.
Fartable by Chuckman November 29, 2019

flirtable 

a person or being with whom is easy to flirt
My friend Matt is flirtable.
flirtable by Kelina January 2, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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