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When you friendzone them before they can friendzone you
Person A: are you still going with Julia?
Person B: too late I firstzoned her
firstzone by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019
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flirtzone 

the flirtzone is a zone where X only wants to flirt with Y w/out any relationship benefits or ever meeting Y. hoes and fuckboy 's are the rulers of this zone. they get a lot of those, "so when am i gonna get to see ya?" kinda texts. but they NEVER gonna meet you nor do they intend to... they just wanna FLIRT w/you. they usually the first to use words like "bae" "babe" "hun"

they can be spotted by the overuse of the monkey emojis, rainbow emojis, cat emojis, and/or any other useless emoji.

beware the flirtzone!
Girl One: This lame guy keeps texting me saying he wanna meet up Lol.
Girl Two: Lol, idiot. He doesnt even know he's in the flirtzone .
flirtzone by @qrisskinnypants June 12, 2018

What is a firstlove 

A first love is someone you find your self not wanting to be without someone that will forever have a place in your heart ,a person who you find yourself wanting to be with forever no matter what
What is a firstlove He's my firstlove ,because he respects and cares for me like no one ever has....

Firstness 

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.
I'm a loser for achieving firstness.
Firstness by Katamari671 November 26, 2010

National Firstlove Day 

August 3rd... Is the day you will post, talk, and try to love you firstlove again!
Happy national firstlove day, because you are the first male I loved !
National Firstlove Day by J@mi3 July 30, 2019

firestone 

to discard a used condom quickly onto pavement to avoid embarrasment/consequences, "where the rubber meets the road".
I pulled a firestone when Mom was getting in the car.
firestone by Laurinda May 14, 2005

firstlovelatespringg 

the sexiest person on earth. you should feel blessed that you're mutuals with them. she's so hot and cool, they're a girlboss.
"are you mutuals with 'firstlovelatespringg'?"
yeah! theyre so cool and sexy. 😍😍
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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