Firstness 

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

I'm a loser for achieving firstness.

Firstness by Katamari671 November 26, 2010

Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017

the fitnessgram pacer test

The one gym test that everyone hates. The overweight gym teacher slides in the CD, and you hear the dreaded words;

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
You feel like it's easy at first.
But you are so wrong.
You run until you feel like you are going to die right there in the middle of the track, the same gym teacher yelling at you to keep going. But you just can't do it. You make it back to your partner and collapse, breathing heavily.
"Dude, you only did like 20 laps."
With the little strength you have left, you glare up at your partner, telling them to stfu

"Oh, hey, we're having the fitnessgram pacer test!"
*has war flashbacks*

the fitnessgram pacer test by smol.phanicked.bean June 18, 2016

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test

A test where you run back in forth getting faster and faster in an overly lighted gym that makes you want to faint, die, puke, and kill yourself.

The fitnessgram pacer test should be illegal everywhere.

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test by Oh boy your mom February 22, 2018

The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test 

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

Dude i just had to do the The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test and i am sooooo tired.

The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test by iuascvhisdf hufdhibvhisfvuhsd May 11, 2016

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues 

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

Fitness Whore 

A girl on social media, typically Instagram that specializes in nothing but whoring herself out for the masses by typically by flaunting her ass and/or ludicrously skinny waist while masquerading as a fitness account. Typical poses often include a gym mirror while holding a protein or fruit/vegetable based beverage. This is all justified as "inspiration" or "progress" posting often times with some motivational spiel captioned below it, when in reality it's just another form of social media attention whoring.

That girl on Instagram posts nothing but her ass every single day while she's at the gym. What a fitness whore.

Fitness Whore by JParks2112 July 11, 2017