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firestone 

to discard a used condom quickly onto pavement to avoid embarrasment/consequences, "where the rubber meets the road".
I pulled a firestone when Mom was getting in the car.
firestone by Laurinda May 14, 2005
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Firestone 

Firestone, FS or State Of Firestone, is a popular Ro-State in the Roblox Platform, with more than one thousand concurrent players. The game was initially renamed after the popular state of Rockport.
Let us play some Firestone tonight.
Firestone by WendyMC April 13, 2023

firestone 

Pronounced "Firr-Stone"
n. a person who has pseudo-gay tendencies, exhibits metrosexual behavior patterns
Yo, look at that dude's shoes! Yeah, he must be a firestone.
firestone by MoneyMoneyMoney January 2, 2009

Firestone 

When you go to take a piss right after sexual intercourse and it burns like a motherfucker!
You: What the fuck are you screaming about man?

Me: HOLYASSFUCKINGMOSES I JUST LAID A BITCH OUT AND NOW MY PISS BURNS LIKE SHAT!

You: Ah...the ol' firestone ey?
Firestone by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009

firestone highschool 

A high school where people smoke weed
Hey bro you going to that Firestone highschool? I hear they smoke weed

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade 

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.
Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

Keyden Firestone 

An inconsiderable jerk who beats his girlfriend and calls people terrible names. he likes to beat people for the thrill.
He cussess and makes inappropriate jokes.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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