Firsty

Firsty (noun / adjective)

When media outlets are so desperate to be first to publish a story that they sacrifice fact-checking, dignity, and common sense — even if the content turns out to be fake or AI-generated.

Being first matters more than being right.

• “They ran the clip before verifying the source. Absolute firsty behaviour.”
• “The coverage felt firsty — rushed out for clicks, quietly corrected later.”
• “In the age of generative AI, being firsty is how fake news spreads.”

by AboloCreed February 19, 2026

Firsty the Snowman

The first snowman of the season.

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

firsty-lasty

A firsty-lasty is someone who is always called by their first and last name by someone who has a crush on them, or by someone who doesnt know them that well.

Hey Daisy, did you see John Hanley last night at that party?

by Daisy May 6, 2005

firsty bish

A brap hog who constantly posts memes about drinking semen.
Has a constant lust for dick that cannot be sated.

"Tanya is a firsty bish."

by bigdickforawhiteguy December 8, 2019

firsty syndrome

Firsty Syndrome is when people are driving and think they have to be in front of everyone else on the road.

Look at that guy with Firsty Syndrome…he is passing everyone on the curb to be in front of traffic

by Genniangel0 March 10, 2024

thirsty firsty

Your best drinking buddy, your first call when you’re thirsty for the booze.

Opposite of ‘nasty lasty’

Imma getting wiv my thirsty firsty this Friday.

by Frogmella-bella February 29, 2020

First Family Of Freestyle BMX

The Definition of First Family Of Freestyle

FURMAGE
BMX Freestyle Pioneer and Original Vans member 1982 William "Crazy Lacy" Furmage and his 2 sons Christopher and Corey are the oldest ( father and sons ) BMX Freestyle team / riders out there today.

Crazy Lacy Furmage First Family Of Freestyle BMX

by Rad Rider June 1, 2011