First Baby Daddy Syndrome

also known as FBDS, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.

Lindsay: I really might get back with my ex
Bobby: why he's a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
Lindsay: because he's my first baby daddy!
Bobby: ah! fuck girl you've got a case of First Baby Daddy Syndrome!

by sexymilfmomma May 8, 2012

Baby's First

Adults use it as a colloquialism - referring to events that we probably should’ve experienced earlier in life (i.e, as a baby’s first) but instead are experiencing it for the first time as an adult.

Adult 1: You've never been to a concert?
Adult 2: No! Crazy, right?
Adult 1: awww baby's first concert!

by Hay_Hay_Hay October 25, 2019

baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.

"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"

by GOFS February 4, 2010

babys first icecream Sunday

When you're banging a pregnant girl on Sunday and finish inside giving the baby a white treat for the first time

Man I'm going to hell for giving a girl a babys first icecream Sunday

by AchieverD April 24, 2016

first born baby

airbender fukkers that like to use eunuchs in heaven and claim them as their nymphs. once a nymph you get access to one of the hottest creations to have wild sex parties, and all else they dream up. after being a nymph you get to have aspect tutellege of the god or goddess and the god or goddess to look after you in your sojourning life.

Lucille is the goddess of lips, deuce's wild, and gambling. Maybe she'll snag a fuck with me if I show her I can really gamble. Lady luck, first born baby here am I!

by aromabinger June 4, 2023

Baby’s First Bottle

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman’s stomach

My husband provided baby’s first bottle last night.

by CoAnJa December 5, 2025

First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.

👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."

by anonymous February 23, 2025