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Usually people who say "Firminho" were dropped at birth on their head, and shouldn't be allowed to watch football
Person 1: Hey did you see Firminho's goal?

Person 2: Were you dropped at birth on your head? You shouldn't be allowed to watch football.
firminho by ComptonMane March 8, 2018
Words you can keep
Someone who's teeth are brighter than the future of their football club.
Sergio Ramos: Firminho's calling me an idiot when his teeth literally are brighter than the future of his club
Firminho by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019

the filthy firmino 

When a brazilian man with extraordinarily white teeth, engages in aggressive anal sex and then empty’s a frube into the second anal cavity
Barry! Your mother and I worked on the filthy firmino! 10/10 dude!

Roberto Firmino 

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.
Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.
Roberto Firmino by EI Dongo May 27, 2020
"There's no one worse than Firmino."
firmino by Milkmilkmilkmilky January 29, 2017

Roberto Firmino 

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward
Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward
Roberto Firmino by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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