3 definitions by EI Dongo

DefensiveLB

WackyyWillock’s best mate. His girlfriend rides WackyyWillock’s cock. In his spare time he is a male prostitute, shagging everyone from Theresa May to school dinner ladies. Top man.

DefensiveLB? More like OffensiveLB.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020

mikeluhg

A filthy nonce, usually says “seek help pal”

That MikeLUHG lad is a proper cunt like, should seek help the Jimmy Saville wannabe

by EI Dongo April 25, 2020

Roberto Firmino

A Brazilian lesbian who is a false 9/libero/trequarista/inside forward/anchor man/sweeper/inverted full back. Cleans Martial’s shoes. Martial FC is clear.

Roberto Firmino is an absolute nonce.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020