firemelon

= firewater

i ate firemelon and made me go sfhjkuurghjmhgfsjhkhdgfkjb

firemelon by imakeweirddefinitions January 19, 2023

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Confused firemen

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

Confused firemen by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011

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fire melon

One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.

Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!

fire melon by Caleigh R January 13, 2006