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Fartlighting 

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.
Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."
Fartlighting by just like honey January 8, 2021

Freighting 

When you scream twice and it makes a noise similar to a train whistle
Miller: "Oh no Donnie's freighting again."
Donnie: "HNYGHHH"
Freighting by annoyingpeople December 4, 2019

Firefighting 

Setting your partner’s pubic hair on fire, then ejaculating or urinating to extinguish the flames.
My favorite co-op position is firefighting.
Firefighting by Jack Ouff November 28, 2019

Firefightin' 

Driving round town looking for hot red heads that put out.
Hey y'all. How's about firefightin' tonight!? I feel a red head fetish comming on!
Firefightin' by lonerebel214 November 17, 2011

Community Firefighting 

The process of placing yourself in the center of your community. Being one with the public and interacting with the lion, tigers and bear while cruising through the cradle of civilization.
Hey it's a hot day and the freaks might be out, we need to go out community Firefighting.

fartlighting 

gretel : “timmy.. stop fartlighting me.”
timmy : “no”
fartlighting by fwoot September 15, 2021