The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a largeconsumption of spicy foods.
Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.
An adjective or noun describing someone who pretends to be Irish, with a fake accent, who infact, lives on the east coast of America. Firish comes from Fake and Irish combined, to create this word.
-Did you see that Firish guy?
-Yeah, I heard he lived his entire life out in Cape Cod -No way? That's why his accent is so fake -Fuck yeah
A fireshit is when you take a shit but it feels like your ass hole is on fire. These types of shits are the worse because it can make you sweat and makes your whole ass extremly hot and irritated. Wiping your ass is the worst when it comes to this because you never know if you wiped enough, so you kepp on going and your ass becomes dry and irritated for the rest of the day.
Tavis:Damn nigga my ass is burning
Barney: It’s definitely that damn chipotle.
Tavis: no nigga it’s just a fireshit. I get them every so often.
Friend: Yo I'm Christian what about you?
You: Oh I believe in Dumpster Fireism
Friend: what is that-
You: It's to believe in our true god, the god of dumpster fires
Friend: Are you high
You: No.
Friend: We're at a bar
You: No we're in my house :D