Finkel

Einhorn, as in the character in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Finkel is Einhorn, Finkel is Einhorn

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has an amazing little sister, and usually likes red-heads or girls who coincidently have big boobs. Ran for congress in 2002.

"Did you see that kid with the sexy red-head?"
"yeah, he has to be a Finkel to get that girl!"

finkel by dummie3 July 6, 2009

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Could be used in referance to short straw used to inhale Tina or powdered subsances trough the nose.
Also meaning to figure something out.

Pass the Tina Burner album. Do you have a finkel?
I just could not finkel it out.

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I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

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When you’ve been huffing too much shit gas and you can’t say “Fecal Matter” right.

Jonathan: I’m a retard and I love Finkel Mackle

Finkel Mackle by Kyscola January 27, 2023

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A stern and cold elderly man burdened with Finkel Cult's expectations.

"Don't dwell on the past, It'll chew you up from the inside. Starting at the heart." - Finkel Bottom

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Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.

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