Someone who enjoys full shitters, duck hunting and tickles of mustaches. Some could say the world is overpopulated with eichorns. Eichorns are daredevils of the poop pot. You would rather your daughter to marry a broke ass nigga than an eichorn.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).