Finkel 

Einhorn, as in the character in Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Finkel is Einhorn, Finkel is Einhorn

Finkel by T.T.>Da>Meat>Eata June 16, 2010

finkel 

has an amazing little sister, and usually likes red-heads or girls who coincidently have big boobs. Ran for congress in 2002.

"Did you see that kid with the sexy red-head?"
"yeah, he has to be a Finkel to get that girl!"

finkel by dummie3 July 6, 2009

Finkel 

Could be used in referance to short straw used to inhale Tina or powdered subsances trough the nose.
Also meaning to figure something out.

Pass the Tina Burner album. Do you have a finkel?
I just could not finkel it out.

Finkel by Kittan 10-15 July 28, 2023

Finkel zone 

alternative to friend zone

I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

Finkel zone by Dallas Harding July 10, 2010

Finkel Mackle 

When you’ve been huffing too much shit gas and you can’t say “Fecal Matter” right.

Jonathan: I’m a retard and I love Finkel Mackle

Finkel Mackle by Kyscola January 27, 2023

Finkel Bottom

A stern and cold elderly man burdened with Finkel Cult's expectations.

"Don't dwell on the past, It'll chew you up from the inside. Starting at the heart." - Finkel Bottom

Finkel Bottom by FinkelBottom_Girl March 12, 2025

Hanging out with Howard Finkel 

Jerking off

Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.

Hanging out with Howard Finkel by FredFlintstoned January 15, 2019