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Fingolfin 

Fingolfin was high king of the Noldor in JRR Tolkien's Legendarium. He was without a doubt the single most badass elf who ever lived. If you think that Fëanor was better than him, you are wrong and need to reevaluate your ability to judge the badassery of fantasy elves. You don't need to worship God anymore, because Fingolfin is better and would probably win in a fight. Unlike God, who is a goody two shoes, Fingolfin smoked mountains of weed and drank absent like it was warm milk*. He spent his spare time rescuing puppies from ravenous wolves and fighting dragons with a fork whilst completely naked*. Any female of sound mind would instantly drop her knickers for this beast of an elf. He could give a woman 24 orgasms in the space of 7 seconds*. (Why his wife Anairë left him is unknown, although I personally think it was because she was lesbian and was fucking Eärwen). He died fighting the most powerful being in the entirety of Middle Earth, Morgoth, although he probably would have won if not for this prophecy thing that is too complex to explain here. He still gave the dude a permanent limp and seven wounds though, and his body was carried away by a giant eagle. Now that shit is hardcore.
The majority of major badasses in Middle Earth are descended from Fingolfin. This includes Eärendil, Elrond, Aragorn, Fingon, and Turgon.
*Unconfirmed.
'Fingolfin was better than Fëanor in every way possible' is not an opinion, it is a proven scientific fact.
Fingolfin by Nickwillable May 19, 2018

Fingilingus 

The act of sexually stimulating the vajie (va-gee) with the use of one or more fingers.
Mike totally wanted to fingilingus, until the cop cock-blocked him.
A fingering gigolo; a gigolo who only fingers a lady until she climaxes for monetary gain.
My wife hired me out to all of her single friends as a fingolo.
fingolo by Gar-bear 22 January 5, 2016
"He fingoired Georgia last night. She loved it."

"She rubbed fingoir's nipple and he finished in sub-10 seconds"
Fingoir by mr.e.uob October 3, 2014

fingrilm 

a nickname for a certain someone on CS:GO
(ay yo, fingrilm, you get the drinks bro?)
fingrilm by idonthaveapenis March 10, 2021

fingolroy 

Any unpleasant odor, most commonly associated with old people.
We need to leave this restaurant, It smells like fingolroy.
fingolroy by dobe2049 December 4, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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