fingolo

A fingering gigolo; a gigolo who only fingers a lady until she climaxes for monetary gain.

My wife hired me out to all of her single friends as a fingolo.

by Gar-bear 22 January 5, 2016

Finglonger

an invention by Professor Farnsworth...It is a glover with the pointer finger extra long so you can poke things farther away. It wasn't actually ever invented...someone should invent it.

"And thats what life would have been like if I had invented the finglonger, one can always dream, one can always dream..." said Professor Farnsworth

by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth September 6, 2005

Fingolfin

Fingolfin was high king of the Noldor in JRR Tolkien's Legendarium. He was without a doubt the single most badass elf who ever lived. If you think that Fëanor was better than him, you are wrong and need to reevaluate your ability to judge the badassery of fantasy elves. You don't need to worship God anymore, because Fingolfin is better and would probably win in a fight. Unlike God, who is a goody two shoes, Fingolfin smoked mountains of weed and drank absent like it was warm milk*. He spent his spare time rescuing puppies from ravenous wolves and fighting dragons with a fork whilst completely naked*. Any female of sound mind would instantly drop her knickers for this beast of an elf. He could give a woman 24 orgasms in the space of 7 seconds*. (Why his wife Anairë left him is unknown, although I personally think it was because she was lesbian and was fucking Eärwen). He died fighting the most powerful being in the entirety of Middle Earth, Morgoth, although he probably would have won if not for this prophecy thing that is too complex to explain here. He still gave the dude a permanent limp and seven wounds though, and his body was carried away by a giant eagle. Now that shit is hardcore.
The majority of major badasses in Middle Earth are descended from Fingolfin. This includes Eärendil, Elrond, Aragorn, Fingon, and Turgon.
*Unconfirmed.

'Fingolfin was better than Fëanor in every way possible' is not an opinion, it is a proven scientific fact.

by Nickwillable May 19, 2018

Finology

Finology:
The study of human value exchange.
The study of money and value exchange.
The study of the relationships between human beings and money.
The study of minds, brains, customs and behaviors with respect to money and the money forces.
The theory or system of Finology.

I study finology when I reflect on how the waitress is bringing me food and knows that after we are done that she will get paid by me for her service.
When I earn and spend my money I am exchanging value with someone else with Finology. I think about my finological relationship between the value I create and the value others give me as I spend it.

by WorthLiving June 18, 2018

fineology

The study of being fine.

You study fineology by watching people.

by xcrunner1132 April 11, 2009

fingolroy

Any unpleasant odor, most commonly associated with old people.

We need to leave this restaurant, It smells like fingolroy.

by dobe2049 December 4, 2009

Figolo

1. n. Referring to a female gigolo or equivalent to a whore; a female player

"I'm a Figolo, always on the go. Every time I turn around I got another show."

by Indy Niall & Ju-C February 11, 2009