Fingolfin

Fingolfin was high king of the Noldor in JRR Tolkien's Legendarium. He was without a doubt the single most badass elf who ever lived. If you think that Fëanor was better than him, you are wrong and need to reevaluate your ability to judge the badassery of fantasy elves. You don't need to worship God anymore, because Fingolfin is better and would probably win in a fight. Unlike God, who is a goody two shoes, Fingolfin smoked mountains of weed and drank absent like it was warm milk*. He spent his spare time rescuing puppies from ravenous wolves and fighting dragons with a fork whilst completely naked*. Any female of sound mind would instantly drop her knickers for this beast of an elf. He could give a woman 24 orgasms in the space of 7 seconds*. (Why his wife Anairë left him is unknown, although I personally think it was because she was lesbian and was fucking Eärwen). He died fighting the most powerful being in the entirety of Middle Earth, Morgoth, although he probably would have won if not for this prophecy thing that is too complex to explain here. He still gave the dude a permanent limp and seven wounds though, and his body was carried away by a giant eagle. Now that shit is hardcore.
The majority of major badasses in Middle Earth are descended from Fingolfin. This includes Eärendil, Elrond, Aragorn, Fingon, and Turgon.
*Unconfirmed.

'Fingolfin was better than Fëanor in every way possible' is not an opinion, it is a proven scientific fact.

by Nickwillable May 19, 2018

Fingilingus

The act of sexually stimulating the vajie (va-gee) with the use of one or more fingers.

Mike totally wanted to fingilingus, until the cop cock-blocked him.

by StoneWall Nick Jackson, Freshman December 5, 2007

Asian Fingaling

There are wild asian fingalings with no butt-clenching abilities - the poop just slides out once in the sitting down position. Every chair presents a major risk to society,

Please stop pooping everywhere, you Asian Fingaling

by kaleyaryaryar January 5, 2021

Fingaling

A term used to describe your finger dick

Blake: Anyone want to touch my fingaling, its really juicy

by inyourmom69always August 12, 2018

fingalings

Sticks of flesh located on a longer, wider stick of flesh which is located on another stick of flesh which we call a person. Useful for reading noodles and eating books.

john: “hey bob, what is that on your hand?”
bob: “silly john, those are my fingalings!”

by choppedonion May 31, 2019

Fingelling

Fingelling is what Canadians have to do on long car rides to keep each other awake.

“Let’s stop at a Tim Horton’s”
“Hold on! I’m mid-fingelling”

by MidwestMango September 18, 2021

Fingaling

When someone is flinging your dingaling ( penis ).

While I was laying back watching T.V, my girl was fingaling.

by Coqi Daddy July 24, 2009