The act of a woman wiping a finger away from her anus during vaginal intercourse, indicating she is less than willing to engage in future anal intercourse.
"Ah, Betty, she was OK, things were going great and she was getting well freaky, but then she turned out to be a total fingerswiper and ruined my buzz."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).