One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.
2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
commonly used to describe most beat-em-ups. aka streetfighter, mortal kombat, soulblade. Due to the state of your fingers when you finish a good sesion of kicking the shit out of your mate with ryuor sub-zero.
daz: dude you wanna game of street fighter?
me: shit mate you know those games are fingerfuckers,and i was going to sort out my thimble colection later!!!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.