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finger log

to stick ones fingers up anothers rectum and suck the feces w/ ones mouth
Some chick finger logged me last night for 30 bucks!
finger log by Nikki McMillan February 15, 2008
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Fingerlock 

A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.
"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"

"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."

"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"
Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012

Fingerologist 

Doctor for fingers and fingers only
Teddy hurt his pinky so he went to the Fingerologist
Fingerologist by TacoLegacy April 6, 2017

Fingerlove 

*The act of a handshake when saying hello or goodbye where one not only extensively wiggles fingers with the other but in doing so literally says "Finga Looove"

*A form of peacing "in" or peacing "out"
Chris: Well hey I have to go but I'll call you later

Katie: alright it's cool, fingerlove(as she reaches out to chris who does the same and they're fingers wiggle one another's) they're own form of a handshake
Fingerlove by Barls Knarkley August 1, 2008

Fingerlag 

(Also known as flingerag) Rare phenomenon when the race-condition that occurs when your mind instructs your hands to type two words simultaneously, fails, thus embedding one word inside another.

Embedded word will always have letters in correct order, although they may or may not be bunched together.

Anyone claiming fingerlag when embedded word is out of order, just typod really badly and got pwn'd by their keyboard.
is fingerlag:
Oh! fshituck! I left my phone at the office!

is fingerlag:
I'm gonna fuckikillng you!

is fingerlag:
Flingerag.

is fingerlag:
dDrLaZco.

is NOT fingerlag:
FOUYCUK
Fingerlag by Solodolo May 9, 2009

Fingerlocked 

The typing-equivalent of tongue tied, in which you either can't think of the word or are too stunned to type what you wish.
Example 1:

Stephanie: I'm pregnant!

*5 minutes pass*
Stephanie: Hello?
You: Sorry. I was fingerlocked for a second.
Example 2:
Elizabeth: That was so...
Val: So what?
Elizabeth: Umm... that word.. Like rednecks and mustaches meaning evil people.
Val: ... Stereotypical?
Elizabeth: YES! God that was stupid of me.
Val: Way to get fingerlocked. xD

Fingerlock 

When you want to press a key/keys on your keyboard but your brain doesn’t let you, therefore making you hesitate to press the key for a few seconds. Typically happens when you have nerves, in an obby game called Juke’s Towers of Hell.
I’m fingerlocking on the 3rd jump of 6 on ToVH, this headhitter makes me fingerlock so hard.
This shift-flick on 12 of CoIV really annoyed me because it caused me to fingerlock, leading me to fall.
Fingerlock by FingerlocKING March 11, 2024
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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