dad fingers

The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother

-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!

-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!

by flockOFpotatoes March 1, 2015

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 11, 2017